omg i only read the first half and i was like “bitch the fuck of course i do” but nvm!!
my mom talks with her hands a lot so this is me imitating her while she makes a side comment about someone asking her if she had ebola. enjoy.
happy 18th birthday to me!!!
a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation
So my mom got a new tattoo today
Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.
the search is on